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Mon Oct 5, 2009, 12:36 PM

Mood: Anger
Listening to: Lovex
Reading: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Watching: TV EATS OUR BRAINS!!!!
Playing: nuffin
Eating: nuffin
Drinking: Green Tea

Message:

Is there anyone from Finland watching me? If so, please write to me. I want to meet Finnish people Seriously!

Sorry, Polish only

Jestem zła, wściekła i buzuje we mnie nerwowośc niczym drzemiący wulkan, który zaraz ma ochote eksplodować!
W czym rzecz?
Otóż Rapti w końcu znalazła pracę. Fajną, miłą i sympatyczną, aczkolwiek męczącą. Pieniążki są, stałe zatrudnienie jest. Niby zero powodów do narzekania.
Aczkolwiek Rapti pracowała bez wytchnienia od poczatku września, bez jednego, małego, tyci tyci dnia wolnego.
Rapti stwierdziła, że chce sobie posiedzieć w końcu w domku, dokończyć prezent dla znajomego, cbo urodziny dawno było a Rapti nadal w polu, poczytać, pooglądać coś i zjeśc normalny obiad, sniadanie i kolacje.
Rapti mówiła szefowej, że chce dzisiaj wolne, wszystko ok, mogę wziąc.
I co dalej?
Otóż Rapti dostała opieprz, że nie przyszła do pracy i nie powiadomiła o tym nikogo. Kurwa.
Bo to zamówienie jest, bo na zapas trzeba robić, bo to sramto i owanto.
Ja pierdole, przez łikend zrobiliśmy dwa zamówienia i jeszcze na sklep i na zapas.
Ale nie, Rapti zapitala do pracy, bo wolnego mieć nie może.
I oczywiście nie wie czy czasem nagle Leszno znowu nie odwali numeru i nie zostanie wywalona, bo umowy jak nie było tak nie ma, a obiecują już od miesiąca, że tak, że umowa będzie lada dzień!
Kurwa mać.
I teraz Rapti się zastanawia jak to ma wyglądać ze studiami. Bo niby grafik ma być dostosowany do planu, ale jak mają takie numery odchodzić, to ja nie wiem jak ma wyglądać sesja, kolokwium i bóg wie co jeszcze.

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Another stupid tag XD

Wed Sep 9, 2009, 12:21 PM

Mood: Tired
Listening to: poets of the fall
Reading: Notatki =='
Watching: TV EATS OUR BRAINS!!!!
Playing: nuffin
Eating: nuffin
Drinking: Tea

Message:

Is there anyone from Finland watching me? If so, please write to me. I want to meet Finnish people Seriously!

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A
- Available: when I have time XD
- Age: 21
- Annoyance: sometimes XD
- Allergic: yes (chemical things, clay, soap, paint, pollen and...sperm XD)
- Animal: cat
- Actor: Johnny Depp ;3

B
- Beer: noo!
- Birthday/Birthplace: june 3rd, Łódź
- Best Friend: ~joga-maciejsdottir ~Bozar88
- Body Part on opposite/same sex: hair, eyes, face
- Best feeling in the world: be in love
- Blind or Deaf: both are tragic
- Best weather: rain/snow
- Been in Love: yes
- Been bitched out?: wut?
- Been on stage?: yeah, when I was making photo to a friends rock band
- Believe in yourself?: Sometimes
- Believe in life on other planets: It's not thing to believe...it's a fact!
- Believe in miracles: yes
- Believe in Magic: yes
- Believe in God: in christian god - no, in my god - yes
- Believe in Satan: no
- Believe in Santa: no XD!
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: yes
- Believe in Evolution: It's not thing to believe...it's a fact!

C
- Car: no!
- Candy: yesh ;3
- Cake or pie: cake

D
- Day or Night: night
- Dream vehicle: motorbike
- Danced: unfaithfully...yes XD
- Dance in the rain?: yeeees
- Dance in the middle of the street?: yes, today XD

E
- Eggs: yummy
- Eyes: hazel
- Everyone has: butt XD
- Ever failed a class?: nope

F
- First crush: Kamil
- Full name: Rapti Mortengel >D
- First thoughts waking up: fuck
- Food: everything what's tasty XD
G
- Greatest Fear: been all alone
- Gum: cherry
- Get along with your parents?: sometimes

H
- Hair color: natural - dark brown, now I have black with blonde highlight
- Height: 165cm
- Happy: some kind of it
- Holidays: yes >D
- How do you want to die: by suicide
- Hate: stupid people

I
Idiot: there are too many of them <.<

J
- Jewelry: love it
- Job: money, money, money, tired, *dies*

K
- Kids: hate them
- Kickboxing or karate: none XD
- Keep a journal?: yeah

L
- Longest Car Ride: it was very very long time ago
- Love: I can't write it here XD
- Letter: have some
- Laughed so hard you cried: it happends too many times XD
- Love at first sight: I don't believe in it

M
- Milk flavor: yum
- Movie: horror, fantasy, drama romance, psychological
- Mooned anyone?: wut?
- Marriage: it's too early for it xD
- Motion sickness?: no
- McD's or BK: KFC? I HATE fastfood

N
- Number of siblings: no
- Number of piercings: 7
- Number: 9

O
- Overused phrases: kurwa XDDDD
- One wish: I wish I have 10 more wished >D
- One phobia: mymercophobia

P
- Place you'd like to live: Finland
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke

Q
- Quail: wut?
- Questionnaires: eee...

R
- Reason to cry: when I'm sad or angry
- Reality T.V.: nope!
- Radio station: nooope
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: yes!

S
- Song: Short Stories With Tragic Endings
- Shoe size: 38/39
- Sushi: never eated
- Skipped school: sometimes it happended (and still does XD)
- Slept outside: yeeees
- Seen a dead body?: dead bodies everywheeeereeee
- Smoked?: yes
- Skinny dipped?: e? xD
- Shower daily?: yes
- Sing well?: no ;(
- In the shower?: singing in the shower XD?
- Swear?: fucking yes
- Stuffed animals?: nooo poor animals ;(
- Single/Group dates: single
- Strawberries/Blueberries: blueberries
- Scientists need to invent: teleport

T
- Time for bed: 23:00
- Thunderstorms: Love it!
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: when I help myself with my hands XDDD

U
- Unpredictable: yesh
- Understanding?: Yes

V
- Vegetable you hate: haven't eated it XD
- Vegetable you love: every green veggies xD
- Vacation spot: sea

W
- Weakness: lazyness xD
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: it's hard to tell
- Worst weather: hot and sunny -.-
- Walk with a book on your head?: yeah

X
- X-Rays: bzzz

Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: no!

Z
- Zoo animal: Lion
- Zodiac sign: Gemini

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Devious Journal Entry

Mon Sep 7, 2009, 9:09 AM

Mood: Tired
Listening to: El Tango de Roxanne
Reading: Notatki =='
Watching: TV EATS OUR BRAINS!!!!
Playing: nuffin
Eating: nuffin
Drinking: Tea

Message:

Is there anyone from Finland watching me? If so, please write to me. I want to meet Finnish people Seriously!

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1. Wypisz w losowej kolejności 12 losowych przedmiotów codziennego użytku (żeby nie było - odrzutowiec nie jest przedmiotem codziennego użytku xD)
2. Odpowiedz na poniższe pytania.
3. Taggnij cztery osoby. (sami się tagujcie )

1. Szczotka do włosów
2. Popielniczka
3. Zapalniczka
4. Dzbanek
5. Gitarra
6. Torba
7. Gwoździe
8. Młotek
9. Benzyna XD
10. Nożyczki
11. Ołówek
12. Koci Piasek XD

1) Ugrzęzłeś na bezludnej wyspie z 6, 11 i 3. Jak przetrwasz? Z wykorzystaniem nr 3 musisz zdobyć pożywienie.

W torbie mogę przechowywać drogocenne przedmioty i korzystać z niej jak z poduszeczki Zapalniczka sie przyda do robienia za pomocą niej magicznych ogniobuchów XDDD a ołówek sie przyda do dłubania w nosie XD

2) Znalazłeś w krzakach przedmiot nr 5. Co robisz?

Ooo jak miło, moze ta nie będzie ta rzęzić XDDD

3) Za 15 minut będą twoi znajomi i musisz szybko coś zorganizować. Masz do wykorzystania 1, 7 i 9. Jak sobie radzisz?

Szczotką do włósów możemy sie bawić we fryzjera, potem rzucać w siebie gwoździami a na końcu oblewać benzyną sąsiadów XD

4) Planujesz remont pokoju. Niespodziewanie znajdujesz w ścianie przedmiot nr 8. Jak reagujesz?

Ktoś tu chyba remontował przede mną

5) Gdy grasz w Pokemony na GameBoyu twój rywal cię pokonał. Za pomocą 2 i 10 hakujesz grę. Jak tego dokonasz?

Nozyczki są niezwykle przydatne jako cążki, pincenta i śrubokręt XD Sprawdzone, a popielniczka to dobry patent żeby rozwalić cudzego gameboya XD

6) Okazuje się że nie masz młotka a musisz wbić gwoździe. Pod ręką masz tylko przedmiot nr 4. Jak wbijesz gwoździa?

Założmy, że to dzbanek z twardym grubym denkiem, wiec problemu nie będzie XD

7) Za pomocą przedmiotu nr 9 musisz zniszczyć przedmiot nr 3. Jak to zrobisz?

A to łatwe, leje sobie dróżkę z benzyny, podpalam ją i wrzucam spowrotem do ognia XD

8) Idziesz na urodziny ale nie masz prezentu. Musisz szybko go wykonać przy pomocy 7,8 i 9.

Wbijam gwoździe w młotek a jak sie delikwentowi nie podoba moaj abstrakcyjna rzeźba to groże mu benzyną XD

9) Rząd twojego kraju wysłał Cię na tajną misję wywiadowczą. Musisz wymusić informacje wykorzystując 1, 4, 6.

W dzbaneczku robie ziółka od Ciotki Karotki, które niewątpliwie poprawiają humor zainteresowanemu, przy użyciu Torby przywiązuje go do kaloryfera i groże mu szczotką do włosów XD

10) Wpadasz do sklepu. Potrzebujesz 6, ale w ofercie jest tylko 5 i 1. W jaki sposób uzyskasz pożądany przedmiot?

W sumie kolejna gitarra nie jest zła XD

11) Zabrałeś koledze piórnik. Znajdujesz w nim przedmiot nr 11, 3 i 5. Za karę nauczycielka każe ci nakarmić rybki. Karmę ktoś zjadł, więc zostały ci tylko te trzy przedmioty. Znajdź sposób na wykonanie misji.

Prponuje rzęolenie na gitarze wzamian, jesli po pięciu minutach nauczycielka mi nadal każe karmić rybki, biorę ołówek, podpalam go i popiołem karmię rybki XD

12) Masz wszystkie dwanaście przedmiotów przy sobie. Musisz wykonać z tego broń masowej zagłady, która ochroni Twoją planetę przed inwazją Goa'Uld'ów. Jak to zrobisz?

A to proste, daje je wszystkie Michałowi i on niech robi, bo umi

13) Jesteś fav ninją. Zepsuła Ci się myszka. Wykorzystując 5 i 7 musisz favnąć rysunek. Jak to zrobisz?

Ide do drugiego kompa XDDDDD

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Shit Happens, Rama Rama ding dong

Tue Aug 18, 2009, 12:51 PM

Mood: Shitty
Listening to: love songs =/
Reading: Sluga Bozy
Watching: TV EATS OUR BRAINS!!!!
Playing: nuffin
Eating: nuffin
Drinking: green tea

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Stupid tag D:

Sun Jul 26, 2009, 4:28 AM

Mood: Lazy
Listening to: Lovex
Reading: 13 Aniol
Watching: TV EATS OUR BRAINS!!!!
Playing: nuffin
Eating: dinner
Drinking: water

Message:

Is there anyone from Finland watching me? If so, please write to me. I want to meet Finnish people Seriously!

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[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today. (wut xD"?)
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[x] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today. (wat XD"?)
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ ] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelery.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[ ] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion. (but my own XD)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[ ] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[ ] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 23

[x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual. (biiii >D)
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's
[x] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America.
[x] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[x] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude. (when I'm all alone at night xD)

TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[x] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 45

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 53

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. (naturall, but I died it black D
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 61

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water.
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 67

Lol, I'm Chinchilla XD" Cool

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion. (WOOT THATS ME!)
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja. ()
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

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Aug 18, 2009 Shit Happens, Rama Rama ding dong
Jul 26, 2009 Stupid tag D:
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Jul 6, 2009 Lato = Katorga
Jun 14, 2009 Raptorowe Marudzenia popołudniowe
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